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Syd Reagan III
Monday-Friday from 12pm-6pm
Dr. Syd Reagan III was the third of quintuplets born to an intern/"guest" in Ronald Reagan's White House. Socially and mentally retarded, Syd was hidden away from the public. Bitter and jaded from the abusive neglect of his First Family, Syd fled Washington at age 15. No one looked for him. After illegally obtaining a driver's license, Syd landed a job in Shrevesport, LA as a trucker's apprentice, smuggling parakeets and wicker lawn furniture from Mexico. After an ugly border altercation, Syd was used as a bribe to prevent a prolonged beating and jail sentence for a guy named "Scooch", co-owner of Fly-By-Night Trucking. After a short, unpaid stint as a ranch hand for an alcoholic Border Patrol agent, Syd ran away again.
This time he was taken in by Ursula and Seymour Porpoisetitty, a soccer Mom and a Hockey Dad from Chula Vista. Seymour claimed to be a doctor and inventor, but could prove neither. But under his new guardian's tutelidge, Syd learned Medeival medicinal practices, and through non-voluntary pharmaceudical experimentation, found ways to briefly alter the space-time continuum, or so he thought. This led to the invention of a crude time machine that would only transport a body 11 seconds into the future. It turns out their watches weren't synched. Seymour also taught Syd to be a Ham Radio Operator. After finishing the ham, Syd focused on the radio.
At last Syd had found his calling. He left Seymour behind to start a string of low-watt pirate radio stations. Tired of being on the run, Syd heard from a mostly uninformed source that a renegade radio station somewhere in Northern California was starting a new rock station. He hopped two trains and a fishing boat to apply. As it turned out. Syd found he could really relate to the rather disenchanted music and listeners of this fabulous new radio station 94.1 KSLG-HUMBOLDT'S NEW ROCK!
(By the way, Syd is not, and will never be a practicing doctor. But just humor him, Ok?)
Humor me at syd@kslg.com. |
